Natsumi is a lovable slow-in-the-mind with a keen interest in trucks. Not driving them or working on them, mind you, just touching them. Her other hobbies include canoeing and watching documentaries about the meat packing industry. Appears to be allergic to knowledge. Eats so many crayons her shits look like the communal play dough in a dentist's waiting room.

Yuki tries her darnedest to be a normal, regular girl. But having been raised by a maniac dangerously obsessed with all things military, adjusting to civilian life hasn't been easy for her. She is best friends with Natsumi, inexplicably. Has the worst route in the game, since it was the one I wrote first and I had no idea what I was doing. Does flute lessons un-ironically.

Resident raging bitch. The type of girl who if she announced she was pregnant, half of the male staff would suddenly go white as a sheet. She's a good four or five years older than the rest of the crew, but still attends St. Barthram's owing to her inability to pass her final exams and graduate.

Book Club enthusiast. The kind of girl who owns a full set of multi-coloured highlighters and uses every last one of them while taking notes. Her personality is as flat and as disappointing as her chest. The worst girl in the game. Pursue at your own risk.

A lone wolf and a self-proclaimed amateur Mah-jongg expert. The quiet one. Like, unnervingly quiet. To the point where her mere presence in a classroom is enough to have other students catching themselves humming 'Pumped Up Kicks' for the rest of the day.